Jennifer Aniston: Smart Water Sexy

Jennifer Aniston

Man, Jennifer Aniston just looks so hot ... literally.

In a new ad campaign for SmartWater, the actress is drenched in sweat, showing Brad Pitt what he's missing ... her ripped, impressively toned abs.

Wearing workout gear and clutching a bottle of water, the physucally fit 41-year-old gives the camera a breathless look. The text of the ad reads:

"Working out feels great... afterwards ... That's why I drink Smart. It's hydration I can feel. (And that's one part of my routine I never sweat.)"

Enough talk. More hotness (and fitness) ...

Yoga and fitness buff Aniston, who some say has the best body ever, has been a brand spokeswoman for Glaceau SmartWater since back in 2007.

Hey, it's not Jennifer Aniston nude (like her new perfume ads) but it's pretty solid. Makes you want to ... work out? Maybe a little if she were there?  (Source: thehollywoodgossip.com)

Proof That God Hates Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian

As a celebrity gossip blogger, Kim Kardashian is a God send. She provides endless material with which we can mock the heck out of this utterly talentless reality star.

But Kim herself has not had the same luck with The Man Upstairs. In the latest issue of Shape, she shares what life was like as a big-breasted child.

Because her boobs were so much bigger than anyone else at the age of 10, Kim says "I remember crying in the bathtub... I took a washcloth, made it hot, put it over my chest and prayed, ‘Please don't let them grow any bigger. They're embarrassing me.'"

And did God heed this prayer? YOU TELL US.

Thanks to her large breasts, Kim Kardashian is famous. Thanks to an unhealthy diet of QuickTrim and Photoshop experts, she looks like this.

Blake Lively Goes Surfing, Looks Gorgeous in Vogue

Blake Lively

Gossip Girl star Blake Lively covers the June issue of Vogue. She is not an unattractive female, which may be why it's her third appearance in just over two years.

Anna Wintour gives the following explanation for Blake's repeat presence:

"Lively has been in Vogue before, when Gossip Girl made its initial dent in the popular psyche in March 2008; for her cover with Mario Testino and Tonne Goodman, in February 2009; and as style icon du jour for New York socials in March 2010."

Of Blake, Wintour adds: "She's a terrific role model for young women: sporty, healthy, family-minded, and effortlessly lovely." That and flat-out ... gulp.

Lively is currently shooting The Green Lantern in New Orleans, and in the Vogue spread she dons various swimsuits and wetsuits while surfing in San Diego.

The only issue? "I haven't lived in California for so long," she told the magazine, "My New York guise is gone. Ostrich flats don't really work on the beach!"
So true. Click to enlarge more of Vogue's Blake Lively pictures ...

[Photos: Vogue] (Sours: thehollywoodgossip.com)

Ashley Greene: Confirmed for Breaking Down, Not Aroused by Robert Pattinson

Looking hot, Ashley Greene! The actress stands pretty and stand proud in this simple photograph of the rising star.

Great news on the Twilight Saga front today:

Following back-and-forth contract negotiations and rumors that they might get fired from the franchise, both Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz WILL appear in Breaking Dawn. Thank goodness, right?
The actress, meanwhile, covers the June issue of Seventeen. Asked about Robert Pattinson, she told the magazine: "When I met Rob, I didn't think twice about him. He's really attractive, but that chemistry wasn't there."

Greene also said her co-star "doesn't understand girls," which is terrible news for Kristen Stewart.

As for Kellan Lutz, Ashley is open about whether or not she's ever got inside his Calvin Kleins: "I've definitely thought about it."

However, Greene doubts she'll ever romance this hot underwear model:

"He's one of my best friends, but if we were going to be romantic, we would have done it years ago! I like having him to talk to about other guys to get that male perspective. I really cherish our relationship, so I wouldn't want to mess that up by dating."

Lindsay Lohan: Dog Ate My Passport!

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan will not be making it to court for her DUI probation hearing tomorrow, and once you hear the reason why, you'll have pretty much heard everything.

Our headline above is not literally true, but it might as well be. Lindsay claims that someone stole her passport in Cannes, France. Theoretically possible? Sure.

But come on. There's no way that happened.

LL claims she actually went to the airport yesterday trying to get on a flight - she's required in court in L.A. Thursday - without a passport but was denied boarding.

She claims that despite the looming ash cloud, she had a flight booked so she could make it back to L.A. for tomorrow's mandatory court hearing on her probation.

Lohan supposedly has an appointment at the U.S. Embassy tomorrow at 9 a.m. to get another passport so she can fly home. We'll see what her excuse is then.

Deputy D.A. Danette Meyers, who is assigned to her case, said: "I hadn't heard that Lindsay's passport was stolen. If that is what truly happened, I'm truly sorry."

"However, if it's a hoax, I can tell you that Judge Revel will take it very, very seriously. Judge Revel and I are both going to be looking into this further. If she is looking for a way to make a non-appearance, we will take that very seriously."

"When was the passport stolen, and when was it reported? I'm pretty sure that if you go to the American Embassy, you can be issued an emergency passport."

She really expects us to believe it was stolen? By whom, when, and why? Indrani, to keep her in France? Isn't she with bodyguards? Talk about living in denial.

Lindsay's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, said: "I was on the phone with Lindsay's assistant the entire night and we're doing everything we can to resolve this."

Holley adds, "Lindsay is distraught because it was her intention to get back to L.A. today to do more alcohol education classes and appear in court tomorrow." (Source: thehollywoodgossip.com)

Britney Spears BS Claim is BS Itself

Britney Spears

Britney Spears has a feature on her official site that calls out many of the fake stories printed about her by celebrity gossip publications. It's actually pretty funny.

Is she the one who's spreading bull$h!t stories this time, though?

E! News confirmed twice that Britney Spears was at a b-day party Saturday for hotel owner pal Phil Maloof, despite the story being tagged "bulls#!t" on her site.

Maloof's rep also confirmed it, saying: "Phil thanks Britney Spears and all his friends and supporters of Black Star Beer for celebrating with him on Saturday night."

This after her manager, Adam Leber, posted: "Brit went to Disneyland this weekend - not to a party in Hollywood! See who's reporting BS," on her Twitter.

Since the original story, sources have confirmed that the superstar was ushered in by security from an entrance on Argyle Street and set up shop in the VIP area.

Why the lies, Team Britney? Because E! reported that Spears showed up at Maloof's shindig with an unidentified gentleman who was not boyfriend Jason Trawick?

As for the Disneyland story? She was there, alright ... on Mother's Day, a week earlier. Not that anything bad happened at the party. Papa Jamie was there too.

In any case, come on Britney. Enough with the BS BS.

(Source: thehollywoodgossip.com)

Need Some Joy In Your Day?

Well, these pics should do the trick - a la the effervescent, ever wonderful Mr Adler.

Spring Street Style

Recently, while browsing through street style blogs, I found this collection of photos from Mr. Newton. It's fun to see these NYC girls show off some springier (I made up a new word...I think) looks.

Feels Like Summer

Playsuit Day Birger (old), Shoes River Island, Necklace H&M, Rings and Bangles Gifts & ASOS

Finally a beautiful day and I am off work yay. I used my new H&M necklace as inspiration for todays outfit and it felt like it had a bit of a modern day hippie vibe. I brought this jumpsuit a couple of years ago from Day Birger and it is still on trend I teamed it with lots of my turquoise silver jewellery and I really do feel like I am on a hippie retreat with the birds singing and the beautiful warm air.
I am also wearing my hair extensions I use American Dream ones I highly recommend them these ones are 24" long for extra length I just wish I could get my own hair to grow this long. Have a wonderful day xoxo

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Mallika Sherawat - 'Copie Conforme (Certified Copy)' screening, Cannes 2010

Who: Mallika Sherawat
Where: 'Copie Conforme (Certified Copy)' screening at Cannes 2010

Aha! I knew it!! Under all those PG13 gowns, Mallika was waiting to strip her way out:-) She does have the body and the confidence for a cutout gown but its too slutty for me..If the cutouts were a wee bit smaller, this could have been a pretty good outfit with its beautiful color and gorgeous train..

photo credits: daylife.com

Event: London premier of Kites

Who: Hrithik and Suzanne Roshan

Looks like Suzanne got her hair done this time:-) Her makeup is bad (too much orange blush) but she outdid herself in the clothes department.Totally dig her dress but she should have skipped the white wrap..Suzanne has lots of things going for her - a good figure, decent looks/complexion and lots of moolah but has never really 'wowed' me on the red carpet..On the the other hand, Hrithik is hot!! or maybe I am partial to light-eyed men;-)

Who: Barbara Mori

All she is missing is her Playboy bunny ears!!

photo credits: filmicafe.com, pinkvilla.com

Chilling

So today I popped into H&M on my lunch break I brought this gorgeous necklace it also comes in gold and I picked up a copy of the new H&M mag. I dont know about you but I look forward to this coming out and this issue did not let me down. There are some great features check it out for yourself here enjoy xoxo

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pastel

Hello, I hope your week is getting off to a good start! Just a quick outfit post today, I'm feeling a bit un-inspired in terms of blogging right now and don't have much to say or show for myself.







The skirt I got when I went shopping the other weekend, from Primark. The bunny vest is from New Look and was a present from my parents this weekend :)
Cardigan, well, I've had that about four years now, I think it's from H&M though. On my feet I'll be wearing nude and black lace flats.

Off to sit in the garden now, making the most of the gorgeous weather we have at the moment.

I will attempt to catch up with blogs during this week, I'm somewhat lacking the ability to form coherent comments though...but I am at the very least, reading your posts.

xxx

Aishwarya and Abhishek, Cannes 2010

Who: Aishwarya and Abhishek
Where: Raavan photo call, Cannes 2010

Aishwarya kept it simple and elegant in a black Herve Leger dress for the Raavan photo call. I like her hair this way - loose, curly and tousled. She should have gone for big pearl drop earrings...Abhishek complimented her in red leather jacket and jeans ensemble. On the fence for Abhi's red jacket..

photo credits: filmicafe.com, pinkvilla.com

Aishwarya and Abhishek ,'Outrage' Premier, Cannes, 2010

Who: Abhishek and Aishwarya

Where: 'Outrage' premier, Cannes2010

OMG!! This is what I call a sari:-) Aishwarya completely nails it in an exquisitely embroidered Sabyasachi sari worn with a contrasting deep green blouse. She kept her makeup/accessories simple and let the sari be the focal point.A slightly bigger 'bindi' would have been better but that's just me, nitpicking:-) Abhishek looks dapper in a black suit and they make a gorgeous pair...

photo credits: pinkvilla.com, bollysingh.com